We went white water rafting on the Nile in Uganda the other day - holy hell I've never seen raging water like that in my life. The rafting rating system goes up to Class 6, which basically means you will probably die unless you are a professional. I was shocked they even took us down Class 5 rapids. All you could see were giant 15-ft walls of water coming at your face.
We had time in between rapids to float, chill, swim and chat. We mainly talked about fat people and Chuck Norris. We decided that Niagara Falls would be rated Class Chuck Norris in rafting terms.
One of the river guides was this dude who looked half-lion. He just wandered out of the jungle barefoot, shirtless, dirty and with tattered shorts on. We were just waiting for him to dive into the river and emerge with a fish in his mouth.
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