Losing my Virgin virginity

Virgin Airways, that is.  I imagine this is what air travel was like back in the '60s.  Straight up classy.

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" 'ello, love, welcome aboard. You've got a window seat! Jolly good! Straight away toward the rear and on your right."
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"Would you like some tea, love?"
"No, thanks, just some water would be great"
"I see you've got a water bottle there, I reckon you'd fancy a fill-up?"
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"Could I trouble you to put your seatback up for landing, love?"
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"It's been splendid having you on board, love.  Cheerio!"